i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
im perpetually angry but im also really cute so i guess it kinda balances out
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable