*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
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ahah
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
BRONEYMOON
you may be the
but i am the
TYYLLLLEERRR
On behalf of the Internet, I’m getting to the bottom of this.
(Source: mcpippins)
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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